DSP DIXIE: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

I almost never skip breakfast

I almost always remember my ATM pin
I will NOT wear “sensible” shoes
(UGGS, Crocs, you get it)
The first time I went into labor it was on my due date
It would be wrong to think that I’m a dumb blond
My Mom always told me “pretty is as pretty does” and “the higher the hair, the closer to God”
I always knew I would go to school in Italy
I’m afraid of living with regrets
One time I swam in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion
I wish I could play the piano or the guitar
Worst hairstyle was in Miami 1987 – can you say Jon Bon Jovi?
Number of siblings -none! I’m an ONLY
I was born in Baptist Hospital in Miami, FL
Something no one would believe about me is that I collect antique tape measures (and I NEVER measure anything)
My worst habit is why pick one? It’s a long list
True love is when you most feel yourself
I feel the most ‘myself’ when I am with loved ones (or at a winery)
Three people (dead or alive) that would make the BEST dinner party Pablo Picasso, Ernest Hemingway, and Amy Sedaris
Hollywood actor who would play me: Dolly Parton (“I don’t care when people call me a dumb blond. I’m not dumb and I’m not blond”)
There’s no good way to pass gas in hot yoga
One day I will dye my hair dark and see if blonds really do have more fun
 Here are two truths and one lie about me.
 1.  I was 17 when I went to College
 2.  I’ve played “quarters” with Janet Reno
 3.  I really dislike the taste of Tums

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3 Responses to DSP DIXIE: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

  1. Nonna says:

    I am the one who knows the lie for sure, but your secret is good with me.

  2. DSP Nurse Kris says:

    Well, I’m guessing the dislike for the taste of Tums. If so, I must advise what a great source of calcium they can be! I had a family doc once try to convince me a “fruity-flavored” Tums would make for a great little dessert after dinner…ahhhh, NOT.

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