Not (Quite) Mother’s Dishwasher Cleaner…Sweet!

What? You have to clean something that cleans something? Not what DSP Dixie likes to hear. I saw this on HGTV and tried it with a decades old Kool-Aid packet that was hiding in pantry.  I had to break up … Read more »

Not (Quite) Mother’s “Homemade” Leftover Halloween Candy Bar Recipe

Homemade Goodies One of our favorite Domestic Square Peg “cookbooks” is ‘The Cake Mix Doctor” by Anne Byrn. It’s perfect for the less-than-domestic goddess who wants to bring something ‘homemade’ to the party but doesn’t really want (or need) to … Read more »

Not (Quite) Mother’s Coffee Grounds Hand Scrub

Let’s face it. Your hands don’t lie. I wish they did, but there’s no getting around it. If we’re lucky, we all age and our hands seem to age even faster than the rest of us. Sun damage, dishes, and … Read more »

DSP-Approved Easy-Peasy Camping Breakfast Omelette in a Bag

No matter where you live, September is often still a great month to go camping. The weather is unbeatable and the crowds are gone. But, not everyone knows that you can go camping and not spend the entire time cooking, cleaning … Read more »

Not (Quite) Mother’s Beef and Broccoli “Take-Out”

When the weather starts to get a bit cooler and the soccer practices a bit later at our house, my mind turns to ways I can get dinner on the table for multiple “sittings”. While I try my best to … Read more »

DSP-Approved “No Cook” Camping Dinner Menu

Everyone in Oregon knows that September is the best month to go camping. The weather is unbeatable and the crowds are gone. But, not everyone knows that you can go camping and not spend the entire time cooking, cleaning and … Read more »

Not (Quite) hiccup Mother’s Canning hiccup Recipe hiccup

The other day I was lucky enough to receive a huge, glorious batch of fresh-picked blackberries and strawberries from my momma’s garden. As a joke, she asked if I planned to make jam? I don’t come from the “canning” stock … Read more »

Not (Quite) Mother’s Homemade Tomato Sauce

Sunday Sauce Now that you’ve shamed your tomatoes into ripening with my infamous and slightly naughty Fifty Shades of Tomato Gardening, it’s time to reap the rewards. And this doesn’t entail any pinching or depriving. We all imagine the idea of … Read more »

My Glass IS Half Full

As Charles Dickens said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…” But, in typical DSP Dixie style,  it happened in reverse: Worst. Best. I was browsing through Family Circle magazine in the dentist’s waiting room. … Read more »

The Night I Saw My Neighbors Naked

Recently, I saw most of my neighbor ladies naked. Well, not buck-naked, but close enough. To top it off, they were running around with wine in their glasses blasting Beyonce. Yep, that’s how I roll, not all the time mind you– but from … Read more »